• NEW DROP EVERY WEEK • [email protected]

T‑Shirt — "Functioning On: Chocolate, Coffee, Sarcasm" with "And a Whole Lotta Jesus"

$26.00

Colors: Sunset

Sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This soft, classic-fit tee speaks in small, honest moments — morning coffee, quiet chocolate, and a practiced wink of sarcasm. The front wears stacked, vintage-inspired type that reads like a private checklist: CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, SARCASM. The back carries a bold, glowing-style JESUS headline with a gentle preface, giving the shirt a warm, faith-forward edge that’s both playful and sincere. Lightweight yet sturdy cotton drapes easily at the shoulders and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape. It settles into everyday life: layered under a cardigan for church group, paired with jeans for a downtown coffee run, or worn at home when you need a little comfort and reminder of simpler priorities.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for stable, clean fit
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape; classic crew neckline
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp front, sleeve and neck details
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product